Megan: Doctor at Medicine

No doctor in Washtenaw County has performed more groundhog rhinoplasties than me. I guarantee it!

Legal disclaimer: I'm not allowed within 300 feet of an Arby's. This was a mutual decision.

Testimonials

"Megan is the best doctor ever! Is that what you wanted me to say, honey?" - My mom

"You can't operate in an Arby's. Do we really need to go over this again? We're trying to be nice, but this is getting to the point where we have to inform corporate." - Multiple Arby's locations

Services

Rhinoplasties -- Humans and small woodland critters.
Breast augmentations -- Ask about discounts on pre-owned implants!
Replace feet with hands -- Exactly what it sounds like.

Special Offers

Nose fusions are 50% off!
Buy 2 implants, get 1 free!
Free Arby's sandwich with any surgery! No longer available
Free Denny's pancakes with any surgery! New!

Contact

For legal reasons, I don't share my contact information. If you want my services, go to this Denny's between 9 AM and 5 PM: